Taxi i Mellanöstern

Chauffören: Welcome to Hebron! Are you UN?
Vi: No...
Chauffören: You are Tiph?
Vi: No, no, we are EAPPI.
Chaufffören: Ah! You are terrorists!
Vi: No, no! No terrorists! Accompaniers! Human rights! Peace in the Middle East!
Chauffören (tänker): Oh… no, not ‘terrorists’…it’s not the right word… Ah! Yes! I mean TOURISTS!